Day 1

I've always wanted to say "I feel like I got run over by a car."

It's strange. Or "Ran into a pole."

No wait, that already was used.

Sore throats and coughs is not a good mix. Nor is lemon juice and sore throats.

I've always wanted a rocket launcher like those ones in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Whenever I say "Cookie!" someone says "Donut." Or "Cookie?"

Are cookies better than donuts or something? If so, waffles are better than donuts any day!

Ooo random ad.

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Quote of the Day! (Note: May or may not be inspirational)

"If life gives you lemons, beat it up and threaten it for a better life."